Knee: I Believe
Certain cities in the US train their firefighters on how to respond to aliens, just in case. We're pretty sure all you need are these knee high socks. We haven't been able to test the theory (yet), but we think that if you flash these socks at any alien you meet, you won't have any problems.
68% cotton, 30% polyester, 2% spandex. Made in Korea.
Approximately fits children ages 7-10, shoe size 1-5.